ode to egg

dennys:

Egg, how mysteriously curved,
a weeble-wobble of countless
possibility.

You eggcite my heart
when the yolk starts

To run.

Through my veins.

Denny’s is crazy. In the good way.

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Be like the forces of nature:
when it blows, there is only wind;
when it rains, there is only rain;
when the clouds pass, the sun shines through.
Lao Tzu   (via corvidae-and-crossroads)

(Source: thecalminside)

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featherfriendsstudio:

new nature, gemstone,  moon, freestyle bohemian themed jewellery available in my shop, made with Love. Please share and dont remove the links ♥ thank you so much!
fiery blue labradorite pentagram necklace is available here

featherfriendsstudio:

new nature, gemstone,  moon, freestyle bohemian themed jewellery available in my shop, made with Love. Please share and dont remove the links ♥ thank you so much!

fiery blue labradorite pentagram necklace is available here

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featherfriendsstudio:

new nature, gemstone,  moon, freestyle bohemian themed jewellery available in my shop, made with Love. Please share and dont remove the links ♥ thank you so much!
this blue labradorite crescent moon necklace is available here 

featherfriendsstudio:

new nature, gemstone,  moon, freestyle bohemian themed jewellery available in my shop, made with Love. Please share and dont remove the links ♥ thank you so much!

this blue labradorite crescent moon necklace is available here 

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"beneath the shelter of the trees, only love can enter here"

(Source: steamboat-willies)

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themysteryofgravityfalls:

Soos and the Real Girl marks another appearance by the mysterious government agents and the secret society of the blindeye.

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helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

so glad I only get involved in Gravity Falls 

helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

so glad I only get involved in Gravity Falls 

(Source: equestria)

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totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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